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tablet is dead

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my intuos stopped working after 4 years <:,-(
rest in peace.......

i have a huion gt-190 but having a small wacom was really useful.... idk if i want to buy another one ugh... this sucks

edit: WAIT NEVERMIND IT JUST TURNED ON OUT OF NOWHERE???

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WOW GARFIELD

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i'm doing this meme for the first time in forever and i'm gonna be super honest because i have no shame lmfao

thought this was kinda neat
[ ] Abasiophilia: sexual attraction to people who are lame or crippled and/or who use leg braces or other orthopaedic appliances

[x] Acousticophilia: sexual arousal from certain sounds     

[ ] Agalmatophilia: sexual attraction to statues or mannequins or immobility

[x] Algolagnia: sexual pleasure from pain

[ ] Amaurophilia: sexual arousal by a partner whom one is unable to see due to artificial means, such as being blindfolded or having sex in total darkness.

[ ] Acrotomophilia and apotemnophilia: sexual attraction to amputation or amputees

[ ] Andromimetophilia (also gynemimetophilia): sexual attraction towards women dressed as men or who have had sexual reassignment surgery.

[ ] Aquaphilia: arousal from water and/or in watery environments, including bathtubs and swimming pools.

[ ] Aretifism: sexual attraction to people who are without footwear, in contrast to retifism.

[ ] Autogynephilia: love of oneself as a woman.

[ ] Autoassassinophilia: sexual arousal from fantasizing about or staging one's own murder.

[ ] Coprophilia: sexual attraction to (or pleasure from) feces. It's strictly related to Fecophilia, sexual arousal from defacation or watching a partner defecate, particularly on oneself

[x] Dacryphilia: sexual pleasure in eliciting tears from others or oneself.

[ ] Dendrophilia: sexual attraction to trees and other large plants. (hell yeah fuck a tree)

[ ] Emetophilia (also vomerophilia): sexual attraction to vomiting.

[X!!!] Erotic asphyxia: sexual attraction from asphyxia (also called "breath control play" or "strangulation"), including autoerotic asphyxiation. 

[ ] Erotic lactation (also galactophilia or lactophilia): sexual attraction to human milk or lactating women.

[ ] Food play: sexual arousal from food.

[ ] Formicophilia: sexual attraction to smaller animals, insects, etc. crawling on parts of the body.

[ ] Forniphilia: sexual objectification in which a person's body is incorporated into a piece of furniture.

[ ] Human animal roleplay: sexual arousal by having oneself or a partner taking on the role of real or imaginary animal.

[ ] Hybristophilia: sexual arousal to people who have committed crimes, in particular cruel or outrageous crimes.

[ ] Katoptronophilia: sexual arousal from having sex in front of mirrors.

[ ] Kleptophilia: sexual arousal from stealing things.

[ ] Klismaphilia: sexual pleasure from enemas.

[ ] Lust murder (also homicidophilia or erotophonophilia): sexual arousal from committing (or trying to commit) murder. It also appear to be strictly related with others similar paraphilias like sexual sadism, necrophilia, vorarephilia and Blood fetish.

[ ] Macrophilia: sexual attraction to giants or giant body parts (such as breasts and genitalia)—the opposite of microphilia.

[x] Masochism: the recurrent urge or behavior of wanting to be humiliated, beaten, bound, or otherwise made to suffer.

[ ] Microphilia: sexual attraction to miniature people or miniature body parts—the opposite of macrophilia.

[ ] Mysophilia: sexual attraction to soiled, dirty, foul or decaying materials.

[x] Narratophilia: sexual arousal in the use of dirty or obscene words to a partner.

[X!!!] Odaxelagnia: sexual arousal associated with biting or being bitten.

[ ] Olfactophilia: sexual stimulus with smells or odors.

[ ] Paraphilic infantilism: sexual pleasure from dressing, acting, or being treated as a baby.

[ ] Parthenophilia: sexual attraction to virgins.

[x] Pictophilia: sexual attraction to pictorial pornography or erotic art. (only if it's inherently sexual.... like if it's just some titties idc)

[ ] Plushophilia: sexual attraction to stuffed animals.

[ ] Pyrophilia: sexual arousal through watching, setting, hearing, talking or fantasizing about fire.

[x] Sadism: deriving pleasure, or in some cases sexual arousal from giving pain.

[ ] Crush fetish: a paraphilia which primarily consists of the desire to see others (generally a desirable potential partner) crush small creatures such as insects, mammals and reptiles.

[ ] Diaper fetishism

[ ] Doll fetish

[x] Fat fetishism (also lipophilia) (for me i'm more (very) into chubby not like...... obese or anythin)

[ ] Foot fetishism (podophilia)

[x] Garment fetishism: sexual fetish that revolves around a fixation upon a particular article or type of clothing, a collection of garments that appear as part of a fashion or uniform, or a person dressed in such a garment.

[x] Hand fetishism (SSSKKKK CAN I GET A HUUUUUUH YYYYYYEEEEHAHHHHHHH)

[ ] Hip fetishism

[ ] Hypnofetishism: sexual fetish for hypnosis and similar forms of mental persuasion, therapy or mind control.

[ ] Impregnation fetish

[ ] Medical fetishism

[ ] Navel fetishism

[ ] Nose fetishism (also nasophilia)

[ ] Panty fetishism

[ ] Pregnancy fetishism

[ ] Robot fetishism

[ ] Shoe fetishism

[ ] Silk/Satin fetishism

[ ] Smoking fetishism (Capnolagnia)

[ ] Spandex fetishism

[ ] Tickling fetishism (also acarophilia)

[ ]Total enclosure fetishism: sexual fetishism whereby a person becomes aroused when having entire body enclosed in a certain way, hence the name.

[ ] Transformation fetish

[ ] Wet and messy fetishism: sexual arousal by having substances deliberately and generously applied to the naked skin, or to the clothes people are wearing




this is why i don't ever link my da to my youtube anymore lmfao


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IMPORTANT. ART THEFT RELATED.

3 min read


@/mfjuelztattoo on instagram stole my content and i won't stop until it's taken down. please report him and the post!!!

this is what he stole: www.instagram.com/p/BP9AJOyg9D…

and this is him: www.instagram.com/p/BP_h4mwAdO…

i mean..... jesus christ lmfao

i asked him 5 TIMES, the first 3 times nicely, to delete the post or credit me and he's blocked me on ALL 6 OF MY ACCOUNTS.
I was being completely rational and I asked him to credit me. the second time i asked me to credit me or delete the post. I even said I was alright with him keeping it up as long as he credited me. He's insanely immature. I'm just really pissed and need justification.
It'd help if you'd comment on the first link and REPORT! THE! POST! and his account.... because he steals a good amount of content that isn't mine.

this would help me out a lot ! I won't quit until this post is deleted!
thanks

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big asparagus

7 min read



1. sexual orientation
pan.... i'm guess i don't rly identify

2. what im really bad at
uhn...g... playing barre chords they suck

3. one person whos arms i'd like to be in
uhnnghg..... mayb sean bonnette 

4. my best first date
i haven't really been on a first /date/ ??? so idk

5. a description of my self-esteem
uh.... neutral. don't hate myself don't love myself. it fluctuates too 

6. who my best friends are
MIKKY AND KEMPER!! i'd die for them hhhhhhgg

7. my favorite book
i rly rly love the scott pilgrim series 

8. biggest turn offs
uh.. i guess people who are just generally annoying ? or people who only like cringe/meme humor UGHG

9. a description of my best friend
AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL, FANTASTIC, PERFECT

10. my favorite animal
tapirs!!! i love them

11. someone i miss
hm.... no one at the moment. i don't think

12. the reason behind my last breakup
nothing in common, very boring

13. what i did yesterday
oh my god. i woke up nd gave mikky a ride and then came home and hate som... chicken strips and then SLEPT for so long.... like until 9 pm. woke up, started some art, skyped madison, went to sleep at fuckin. 8 am

14. what my greatest achievements are
idk. learning piano and guitar pretty fast?

15. a description of the person i hate the most
which one tbh.......... i mean. sexist, extremely homophobic, unfunny, douchey

16. my favorite songs right now
oh yeah here we go
twinkle - jeff rosenstock
love in the time of human papillomavirus - ajj
dark days - pup
little birds - neutral milk hotel
overpassings - ajj

17. how my last kiss went down
boring... not necessarily awkward but :-/

18. what i find attractive in the preferred sex
I. FUCKING. LOVE. conventionally unattractive people let me fucking tell you. just. greasy and. nice taste in music/movies

19. all of the pets ive had
i've had 4 dogs, i currently have 2... 5 rats, 3 previously. a few fish... hermit crabs.... 2 cats, none currently

20. favorite flavor of ice cream
i don't really like ice cream but... maybe strawberry or rocky road..... or butter pecan

21. one place i want to be rn
back in maine maybe?? it's so niiice up there.... or new york !

22. the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me
FUCK i try to block out and not remember mean things that r said to me...... so i'd rather not struggle to remember something i don't want to lol. but nothing even that serious i don't think

23. where i have lived before
i've lived in north tx my whole life -___-

24. ill love you if...
you are just. nice and cool lol 

25. what are my future plans
UGUGUUGGGHG i don't really have a clear answer but. film maker.... artist.... musician. those are my 3 options atm... nothing fucking boring

26. an internal conflict i have with myself 
i need to fix my art style lol

27. what im doing tomorrow
i might be seeing ajj and joyce manor if i can figure shit out lol

28. what i want to be when i get older
film maker... artist.... musician

29. most embarrassing moment
EEGUUUUUGHGHGHGHGH i don;t fucking even wanna type it out HAHA

30. two of my insecurities
art style.... and not bein able to go in public with epx body hair haha

31. what i would do if i won the lottery
oh fuck...... move to new york. get a nice apartment

32. a description of the boy i like
i don't really have like. a crush on anyone rite now

33. what i love most about myself
i guess. bursts of charisma. variety of talents. ambitious

34. my biggest pet peeves
when people make me take out my headphones just to ask me a stupid fucking question

35. what bands ive seen live
maroon 5... billy joel..... ajj... one republic.... diners (the last 2 were just openers)

36. who my best friends are
dis was already a question !

37. how many kids i want in the future
ABSOLUTELY ZERO. NONE!!!!!!

38. idea of a perfect date
idk. maybe a nice restaurant. or like goin to a show or just the city in general. maybe a carnival ??

39. what im really good at
idk, i have talents but i don't really excel at any of them

40. most traumatic experience
almost got kidnapped at the park lmfao wild

41. where would i like to live
lol the previous said nyc sucked but. my answer is nyc WOOPS. or austin since it's close and rly cool. OR MAINE!!!!! or seattle fuck idfk

42. nicest thing anyones ever said to me
i dont knnnnooooww

43. do i like where i am right now?
like where i live? because no

44. what i can hear right now
i'm listening to failsafe by the choir practice and i can faintly hear my grandparents talking frm the living room

45. my relationship with my sibling(s)
cool w/ my half brother. we don't talk much but we tight..... and then very goode with my step sisters !! :-)

46. all of the pets ive ever had
this was already a queeeesttttiioooonnn

47. my biggest worry currently
that i won't figure out what i wanna do with myself until it's too late.... 

48. something ive wished for repeatedly
JUST for my art style to improve

49. my relationship with my parents
mostly good. sometimes ehhh

50. what words make me the best out of myself
i don't know what this means ngl

51. something i shouldve said a long time ago
idk yawn i'm tired these answers are so shitty lol

52. what my last text message says
ya sure !!

53. what i hate most about myself
i don't know can i not reflect on self hate fofr once

54. biggest turn ons
already asked

55. what words upset me the most
i dont know

56. what i hate/hated the most about school
i'mt ired

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ayye

5 min read


Hair Color
[ ]Black - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Red - $75
[x]Brown - $15
[ ] Other - $10

Total So Far: $15

Eye Color
[ ] Blue - $50
[x] Hazel - $100
[ ] Brown - $15 
[ ] Green - $200
[x] Other - $10 (Grey)

Total So Far: $115

Height
[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[ ] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[ ] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[x] 4'9" to 5'4" - $50
[ ] Under 4'9 - $105 /D

Total so far: $165

Age
[ ] 41 to 50 - $150
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25 
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $265

Birth Order
[ ] Twins (or More) - $300
[ ] First Born - $300
[ ] Only Child - $250
[x] Second Born - $150 
[ ] Middle Child - $100
[ ]Last Born - $200
[ ] Third Born - $100
[ ] Fourth Born - $100
[ ] Fifth Born - $100

Total so far: $415

Drink?
[x] No - $400
[ ] Only holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $10

Total so far: $815

Vision
[ ] perfect vision - $300
[ ] Have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200 
[ ] No correction - $100
[x] Glasses - $50 (for school and subtitles)
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $865

Family's Car Color(s)
[x] White - $2,000
[ ] Maroon - $800
[ ] Gold - $700
[ ] Grey - $600
[ ] Blue - $900
[ ] Pink - $475
[x] Black - $450
[ ] Red - $400 
[ ] Green- $350
[ ] Silver $300
[ ] Purple- $250
[ ] Metallic - $200
[ ] Yellow - $100
[ ] Primer - $75
[ ] Tan- $20
[ ] Rusted - $15
[ ] No Car - $0

Total so far: $3,315

Shoe Size 
[ ] Over 13 - $300
[ ]12 1/2 to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $700
[ ] 10.5 - $650
[x] 7 to 10 - $600
[ ] Under 7 - $550

Total so far: $3,915

Favorite Colors 
[ ] Green - $750
[x] Black - $600
[x] Red - $800 
[x] Yellow - $415
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Purple - $225 
[ ] White - $400 
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300 
[ ] Pink - $100 
[ ] Other - $50 

Total so far: $5,730

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[x] Yes - $0 
[ ] On Some - $750 
[ ] No - $1,000

Total so far: $5,730

How many people are you going to tag?
[ ] Over 61 - $250,000 
[ ] 51 - 60 - $100,000
[ ] 41 - 50 - $50,000
[ ] 31 - 40 - $10,000
[ ] 21 - 30 - $5,000
[ ] 11 - 20 - $1,000 
[ ] 1 - 10 - $500 
[x] 0 - $0

GRAND TOTAL: $5,730

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